Using beer as a crutch

topic posted Wed, October 21, 2009 - 5:48 PM by  Mike C.
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There's probably going to be a gazillion remakes so get used to it.
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Mike C.
Portland
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  • Re: Using beer as a crutch

    Wed, October 21, 2009 - 6:04 PM
    he's like one of those french bulldog puppies that can't get up,

    you know like this one?
    www.youtube.com/watch


    dude would NOT let go of the beer. a true professional.
    • Re: Using beer as a crutch

      Wed, October 21, 2009 - 6:09 PM
      Weebles wobble but the don't fall down! Now, Mike, could you amend that vid to where it shows me rushing in there and down the aisle, stealing his wallet and that twelver and punching him to make him puke? That video is too long. I drank 4 sparks and 3 tall boy Tecate's last night, and I barely got buzzed. No headache or hangover. Very moderate eating. Shit I need some Everclear, I want to get as wasted as that guy. But not head spinning vomit wated (worship the porcelain idol) just uproariously drunk. I must have too fast a metabolism.
      • Re: Using beer as a crutch

        Wed, October 21, 2009 - 6:12 PM
        Someone posted a thing about tibetan monks sitting down to meditate and having wet towels put on them, which they dried (i guess) with their anger. Or bady heat, something like that. All while either the towel or the air was like 55*. Where's the laundromat?

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