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"A Coral Gables man loses his penis and fights back in court."
www.miaminewtimes.com/2009-09...-perito/
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Sun, September 20, 2009 - 9:53 PMIt is his essence after all.
although I expect a multi-million dollar settlement will score him far more babes than any penis ever did. gangrened or not, they will suck it. -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Mon, September 21, 2009 - 5:04 PMmaybe he shouldn't have had anal sex before the stitches healed?
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Tue, September 22, 2009 - 12:39 PMYeah diabetes and penis surgery probably shouldn't happen to the same dude... -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 1:04 PMOh I've seen much worse on my autopsy table.
Oh my yes. :)
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 4:46 PMGet some breast implants while you're at it, metrosexual moron.
That guy deserved to lose his cock.
"That's what you get for abusing me, twit!" -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 4:49 PM"The patient will never be flaccid again — even at Thanksgiving dinner: "The implant leaves the penis in the erect state at all times, and the patient positions the penis for his comfort or activity."
That is the most retarded thing I've ever heard! What, do you then have to piss into a bladder that you slid over the member and batten down?
Why not put in a permanent catheter while you're at it? -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 4:56 PMSome men don't apparently want to have to wank it for dumb bitches anymore:
tribes.tribe.net/penectomy -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 7:31 PMaaaaaaaah!
okay. I did not need to see that. -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 8:13 PMWhy didn't you need to see that? Does it cause disappointment?
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 8:38 PMWomen: the stealers of innocence.
Trixie, I probably smoke more than you. I'm about up to 4-5 packs a week.
OK, what are you up to? More?
"Me want Snoo-snoo!"
people.tribe.net/cfda152b-...3d02c55d43
"Her voice reminds me of the old smoking woman from Futurama who wants to catch the bus to Nutley."
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"Nutley is referenced in the Futurama episode #210 "Put Your Head on My Shoulders" as the destination of the bus stop where Bender found all of the undesirable Valentine's Day dates for his dating service customers ("Can't hon', I gotta catch my bus back to Nutley.", "Excuse me, did you say '10:15 to Nutley'?" and "Anybody else for Nutley?"), in "The Beast With a Billion Backs" ("This place makes Nutley look like crap.") and in "Into the Wild Green Yonder" ("Beats Nutley on a Saturday night.")"
www.gotfuturama.com/Informat...v01.dhtml
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 8:40 PMIf disappointment = repulsion and aversion then yeah, I'm disappointed.
I guess I'm just not pirate enough to be into the whole X-treme tmutilation thing.
I'm a feaux smoker. It's a filthy disgusting habit. -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:11 PMIt's interesting that you mention 'pirate'. Is there formidable evidence to think that these men are all gay?
Would that make any difference? -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:15 PMDon't you remember?
You left it in Andy Dick's ass! -
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This is the maximum depth. Additional responses will not be threaded.Unsu...
Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:44 PMNot enough resistance for me. I'd beat that guy to a pulp. How about you? You a taker? -
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Unsu...
Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:46 PMWhat are you refering to? Who left *what* in Andy Dick's ass?
That arrangement must be rather familiar to you, and if you can remember what it was... -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:48 PMActually, that is where I stash my weed when I get pulled over. No one wants to go looking in there. -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:53 PMOh, it makes sense. But you can't navigate through it all. It's that simple. -
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Unsu...
Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 10:56 PMSo are you for or against losing something up Andy Dick's ass? It's his last name, after all.
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 11:02 PM
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 9:58 PM"The Beast With a Billion Backs"
www.youtube.com/watch
"These aren't tentacles. They're genticles!"
Coming soon to a delapidated, destroyed universe near you! (Loki gets it)
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Wed, September 23, 2009 - 12:42 PMDo what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.
daaaaaaamn!!!!!!!!!
*shakes her head from side to side really fast*
...well, i guess there's something for everybody.
Love is the law, love under will.
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 8:02 PMOh gosh I know I'll burn for this but King Missile's Detachable Penis started playing in my head when I read this...
www.youtube.com/watch -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 8:25 PMGod dislikes any mention of King Missile, in general, so, yeah, but we were all going to hell long before now in any case -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Tue, September 22, 2009 - 8:56 PMHell needs a remodeller. And not some foofy female remodeller. I'm thinking of the strict martial bureaucracy Satan has suggested.
You make me do paperwork (Satan might think), and I'm going to make sure your ass is well beat.
Endless moronic toil in perpetuity for everyone. -
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Wed, September 23, 2009 - 9:20 AMBlackbeard, I bet your pancreas smells rancid.
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Re: "Dude, Where's My Schlong?"
Wed, September 23, 2009 - 10:19 AMWrong part of the endocrine system. You misplaced that cut, and I'm not even dead yet. I smell a malpractice suit.
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