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Re: Comfort Wipe
Mon, June 15, 2009 - 3:06 PMThey should call it the "Ass-Swiffer" too. It's a sexier-sounding name...
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Mon, June 15, 2009 - 4:25 PMwow that must be for people who have tyrannasaurus rex arms and big bellies.
just saying. woah. Ass swiffer, perfect. -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Mon, June 15, 2009 - 4:36 PMbut spottless in the ass department.
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Mon, June 15, 2009 - 5:24 PM18 inches long, anatomically designed...
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 1:11 AMNext year, watch for the Super Sham-Wow Wonder Wipe. They only come two to a package, but that's all you'll need for a FULL YEAR of protection. Plus, it's also a bidet! -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 11:31 AMHere's my testimonial:
"I'm jammin' this bad boy into my mangina post-haste, bitches"
They edited me out of the commercial. :(
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 11:38 AMI say we be as dirty as possible, and all this sanitary napkin-set can die of our uber-virulent staphylococcus bacteria.
They will be sitting ducks. Let them continue to use anti-bacterials on everything, their immune systems will be ripe for our deadly ass-fungi.
We might lose some of our own in the process, but it will only strengthen our descendants. -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 11:55 AMSAVE THE SPECIES; DON'T WIPE FECES! -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 12:05 PMIf this is the height of what we can expect of humanity's tool using future, kill us all now.
Let us bring the plague to this new world, just like small pox, perhaps we can rid ourselves of this moronic consumerist portion of the population.
Be sure to advise the extensive use of these products to all whom you would like extinct.
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 12:05 PMDA WHOLE HUMAN RACE; CAN WIPE OFF ON MY FACE!
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 3:37 PMI got the custom chrome job
with the spotlight and rear-view mirrors!
Worth every penny~! -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Tue, June 16, 2009 - 3:42 PMThe one with the wireless web cam is a whole lot more accurate in aim assistance and waste removal. -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Wed, June 17, 2009 - 10:52 AMJesus Christ, some guy tried to return it over the phone. These are pretty funny.
www.cracked.com/blog/call-...omfort-wipe -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Thu, June 18, 2009 - 5:25 PM18 inches away from your nasty poo.
If it squirted water and blew dry your ass, it might be worth it for that 'oh so fresh' feeling.
Otherwise I suspect it removes but a trace of that old people/big guy unspeakable nastiness. I mean, really. Why bother? -
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Re: Comfort Wipe
Fri, June 19, 2009 - 3:38 PMfinally, something I am unable to read due to not being able to see through the tears, thank you...
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