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Your happy childhood ends here.

2009-11-05T13:49:05Z

http://www.kindertrauma.com/

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It's like an ice cream

2009-11-05T13:36:57Z

http://gorillamask.net/gm_media.php?show_page=video&page_id=26667

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Funny or creepy?

2009-10-31T16:29:07Z

You decide:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvrN4xHr32o

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Don't steal bikes, bro!

2009-10-30T23:30:21Z

Don't do it again!

http://vimeo.com/6475675

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choked chicks

2009-10-28T21:10:55Z

Choked Chicks is an asphyxiaphilia blogging site. This is designed and edited for and by people interested in “choking chicks.” This is your place to find all the latest asphyxia videos, galleries, writings, and more. We have everything from strangling to drowning to hanging to garroting. Erotic asphyxia is also part of the BDSM, rough sex, and neck fetish communities, so we also have some postings relating to those topics.

http://chokedchicks.com/

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Handerpants

2009-10-27T07:21:06Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCf9NkcvRno

Can't wait for Handerpants fetish sites to spring up.

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Ladies! Want biceps of steel?

2009-10-22T17:37:18Z

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/video/video.php?v=1157592253031&ref=mf
You can have an iron *vice grip too!

*Not sold in states prohibiting vice.

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Using beer as a crutch

2009-10-22T03:36:36Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lKuAT1chmI&NR=1

There's probably going to be a gazillion remakes so get used to it.

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Soul Mates

2009-10-20T15:22:45Z

I was going to post this youtube video, but then decided against it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WCxzX1KSYc

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Fat Kids Falling

2009-10-19T01:48:02Z

Yup, pretty much:

http://www.fatkidsfalling.com/

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Soak the kids

2009-10-16T22:36:08Z

Talk about mean-spirited... still made me LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On1drhgxGWU

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The Strange Flavour Monster

2009-10-16T00:46:26Z

"Come on, stop it now" is rarely a good battle cry for a super hero...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyXkY3wgjSE

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Show me what democracy looks like!

2009-10-13T15:43:36Z

If it looks like this, we're fucked!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaVjDU7csjI

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Violent Gummi Bear Death

2009-10-11T01:24:31Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUensqImzXM

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Big Bird is a crazy

2009-10-08T00:59:58Z

http://jezebel.com/5372238/michelle-obama-discovers-big-bird-is-a-birther

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Quique the Head

2009-10-03T00:22:49Z

And he gives head:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geYaJzca7TM&feature=player_embedded

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Executive by day, wild man by night...

2009-10-02T17:51:39Z

Dating videos from the early 90's

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaf03z_dating-montage_creation

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Kinda young for a sex doll...

2009-10-02T15:33:36Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KjTXLgCz-SY

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Have we done cat-poo coffee?

2009-09-30T01:05:47Z

http://weblogs.sun-sentinel.com/news/specials/weirdflorida/blog/2009/09/catpoo_coffee_anyone_1.html

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Bert-san and Ernie-san

2009-09-29T08:03:59Z

Weird Japanese rendition of Sesame Street

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulHWeJaJArQ

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Fuck the Pain Away!

2009-09-27T17:45:37Z

As sung by... Miss Piggeh!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aGTNS13SDU

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Screaming

2009-09-26T15:44:51Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lklfibB1bW4

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God hates protesters!

2009-09-26T05:14:28Z

http://godhatesprotesters.wordpress.com/

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"Dude, Where's My Schlong?"

2009-09-23T19:42:56Z

"A Coral Gables man loses his penis and fights back in court."

http://www.miaminewtimes.com/2009-09-17/news/dude-where-s-my-schlong-coral-gables-man-enrique-millas-loses-penis-after-penile-implant-surgery-performed-by-urologist-paul-e-perito/

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Everyone stop shaving!

2009-09-23T03:06:28Z

Only 601 days left until the next World Beard and Moustache Championships!

In the meantime, here's this years winners:

http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/results09.html

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Vodka tampons??

2009-09-23T02:29:35Z

And anal beer bongs? Wow... and they kids these days have no imagination.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdlisted%2Ecom%2Fnode%3Fpage%3D1&feature=player_embedded

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I'm Walking on Sunshine...

2009-09-23T02:29:07Z

... and don't it feel good?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IjBEf25Alw&feature=player_embedded

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DUDE! WTF IS IT (dude that is a FUCKING ufo dude!)

2009-09-23T00:44:50Z

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/2767899/a_real_ufo/

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I'll fix that with some shiatsu

2009-09-23T00:01:58Z

Okay, I know, not superlative, but it made me laugh anyway.

http://www.veryfunnyads.com/?oid=26630&cid=26613

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I'm not here to make friends

2009-09-19T22:23:50Z

I'm just here to play the game!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0bOw1lqxBc

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Let's play a game, shall we?

2009-09-16T19:19:03Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M

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Now that's a fight scene!

2009-09-12T07:47:01Z

I like the part with the intestines.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vMKN1tYknE

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grain: punish it

2009-09-08T19:08:22Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1D4ct0ia9IQ

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People of Walmart

2009-09-06T16:08:47Z

http://peopleofwalmart.com/

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GeniteleeYA!

2009-09-04T15:32:58Z

I looked up "misogyny" in the dictionary, but all I found was this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM&NR=1&feature=fvwp

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holy delicious shit

2009-09-03T23:47:54Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ-b6nEj594

I wonder if they have boob pudding on the menu:

http://www.dannychoo.com/post/en/21769/Oppai+Purin.html

(I'll have mine with the chocolate bukkake, please)

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Without You, by Mark Gromley

2009-09-03T15:59:12Z

Possibly the best music video... ever...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epajiba%2Ecom%2Fpajiba%5Flove%2Fpajiba%2Dlove%2D090209%2Ephp&feature=player_embedded#t=68

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Move over Snuggie...

2009-09-01T02:13:26Z

It's the wearable towel...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjdyjL0dbG8

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Omazing!

2009-08-31T23:35:52Z

I'm sure someone will point out this has been posted before, but I couldn't find it... and it deserves to be seen again... and again.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lHHQu4CIos

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I Hate My Parents...

2009-08-28T07:26:17Z

Well, not really... but I bet these kids do!

http://ihatemyparents.tumblr.com/page/1

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Winkers

2009-08-24T02:05:22Z

Forcing you to pay attention to ugly asses since 2008!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyYhdY-A_Hs

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The Perverted Addams Family

2009-08-23T20:24:32Z

Not Safe For Work:

http://freeporncatalogue.com/cartoon/perverted_addams_family/main.html

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blue

2009-08-23T09:29:52Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9hrn1o2c_I

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Cheese Zone

2009-08-22T05:36:43Z

Curry, anyone?
http://link.brightcove.com/services/player/bcpid6555681001?bctid=29913461001

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Before Da Movie Starts...

2009-08-21T19:54:24Z

Be a good neighbor and follow these rules:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Vf3VzVbrXU

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What If...

2009-08-19T18:21:43Z

Woodie Harelson was raped by a Hawaiian Wookie, what would the offspring look like?

http://tribes.tribe.net/colorsmack/photos/151fd9fd-8387-40e2-8448-0d7fd74f02bf

wonder no longer.

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DuckTales TV Intro...

2009-08-07T23:04:54Z

... the alternative version.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmpAx8Z5z40&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Epajiba%2Ecom%2Fpajiba%5Flove%2Fpajiba%2Dlove%2D080709%2Ephp&feature=player_embedded

(I know it's so wrong, but fuck did it make me laugh.)

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Do it like dat

2009-08-07T21:46:08Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2nmgcVbfKE

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Yogi PedoBear

2009-08-07T05:46:22Z

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918205

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Practical Public Peeing

2009-08-05T09:46:32Z

Street Urinal Makes Public Peeing Practical

http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/07/street-urinal-makes-public-peeing-practical/

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Shake Weight

2009-08-04T12:35:12Z

Some companies are simply out to jerk you around:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4S3C4AC908w

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Nerds.

2009-08-04T02:36:59Z

Just... nerds. A gallery of nerd photos. Apparently I'm easily amused today...

http://www.holytaco.com/nerds-gallery

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Bot Sex

2009-08-04T01:17:56Z

Is is any more interesting than bot viri?

http://people.tribe.net/prsiii/photos/a16e7223-258e-4654-8598-e0f309d95813

Seriously, Tribe spam is minimal, and bots are unsubbed within hours. But somehow I found this particular tactic amusing; spamming a comment to a random profile pic.

In this thread, please post links to any that you've found, for in this lurks some comedy gold to be mined.

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This has probably been posted before...

2009-08-01T05:13:48Z

... but I don't give a fuck. I'm having a blast reading through it.

http://ItemNotAsDescribed.com/

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Want to know what its like to be one?

2009-07-31T19:14:26Z

http://www.mousebreaker.com/games/beingone/playgame

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Why of course... yes!

2009-07-31T06:51:20Z

Fairytale wedding dreams DO come true!!

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/OurWedding1.html

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Pre-stained underwear

2009-07-30T03:00:57Z

Easy Tiger Corp makes pre-stained clothing that free people from the embarrassment of having soiled clothing by selling clothes that come already soiled and thus making it a personal decision to wear soiled clothing and not a source of embarrassment.

http://easytigercorp.co.uk

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Um... I've got these stains on my mattress...

2009-07-28T20:25:41Z

... and I need 'em CLEANSED!!

http://www.avoidthisjob.com/

(And other fun jobs to avoid at all costs...)

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Step away from the Sharpies...

2009-07-26T05:24:09Z

College kids sure love drawing on each other...

http://coedmagazine.com/2009/07/21/the-210-most-shameful-drunken-shamings/

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Marrying your cousin?

2009-07-24T16:17:02Z

I'm leaning heavily towards Kentucky.

http://www.11points.com/Dating-Sex/11_State_Laws_About_Marrying_Your_Cousins,_From_Strictest_to_Loosest

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Yo quiero dirt nap?

2009-07-23T18:28:43Z

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/unleashed/2009/07/gidget-taco-bell-chihuahua-dog-dies.html

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A Little Entertaining...

2009-07-23T05:20:50Z

http://www.viddler.com/explore/failblog/videos/189/

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Best mashup ever

2009-07-20T19:28:22Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN75im_us4k

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Hindu Gods meet Led Zeppelin

2009-07-19T23:49:09Z

Epic...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Z-oUIzjYM

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einstein, jesus, and ...

2009-07-19T02:16:34Z

"Grab thy lighter!"

http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1614616

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OK, Is This Rape?

2009-07-19T01:47:00Z

http://www.kfsm.com/witi-090717-weinermobile-crashes-into-house,0,1530704.story

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Beat It, Baby

2009-07-19T00:29:29Z

Technically cool, but this still creeps me out like the E-Trade commercials do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOu2MYXjU74&feature=popular

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I Can't Get It In

2009-07-18T03:01:47Z

Way too long. You'll get the idea of what's going on before 60 seconds pass and can move on to other fare.

Then, think about your mom, grandma, aunt, Sister Mary or some other matronly fe-mammal playing this game....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gdr80uK09Cg

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Hey, could you hand me that chair?

2009-07-18T00:26:15Z

http://www.boingboing.net/2007/09/26/man-lives-after-chai.html

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She sure likes that red hanky...

2009-07-17T23:28:48Z

http://cybernout.wordpress.com/2006/09/07/ursula-martinez-magical-striptease/

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Freddie's back

2009-07-17T18:20:36Z

...and he's black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-jWaNbGTsQ

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Feminine Hygiene: Chapter 1

2009-07-17T07:17:44Z

There are other bright moments, but the explanation of one problem starting at 1:20 is yummy. Plus, there's a fine Easter egg at the very end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_-woVqTnVQ

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I am pretty! Are you??

2009-07-16T16:32:11Z

http://www.anaface.com

http://shortattentionspan.tribe.net/photos/7933d1e2-7e7d-44a1-91ca-16a8df5a7b5b

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Lets get high in Russia!

2009-07-16T06:09:54Z

http://www.totallycrap.com/videos/videos_unhappy_tianeptine_users_from_russia/

(Might have bandwidth issues, but stick with it. You'll be glad you did!)

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The more things change...

2009-07-16T04:45:38Z

http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2009/07/wildwood-the-movie.html

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Scooby Gang's Final Mystery

2009-07-16T04:31:17Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2namHzxp6Sk&feature=related

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Bad Medicine

2009-07-15T06:19:22Z

http://e-vending.com/llil_medic_vending_machines_43t3t2ws.wmv

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Frickin' Lasers!

2009-07-15T04:44:16Z

A tribute to the greatest school photo backdrop there ever was

http://www.laserportraits.net/

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bob

2009-07-15T00:27:45Z

bring the funny or shut up

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WANT! WANT! I want this!

2009-07-14T22:50:11Z

The Tauntaun sleeping bag.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/stuff/41/tauntaun.html

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Don't judge my hair!

2009-07-11T00:29:54Z

I mean, really!

http://dontjudgemyhair.com/

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thriller - now with swarms of mosquitoes

2009-07-10T01:41:23Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1gnvKZFCq0

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Adding this to my list.

2009-07-09T18:37:22Z

http://www.fliqz.com/aspx/permalinkblank.aspx?vid=765ce58525ea4c07a85e8aa00e399563

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And Now For Some Music

2009-07-06T15:27:37Z

This musical giant's voice is as sublime & miraculous as his songwriting....

I...am in awe.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw&feature=channel_page

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Foot Pee Pack

2009-07-05T19:52:11Z

Exactly as advertised...

http://gizmodo.com/5306373/urination-is-where-we-draw-the-line-on-home-beauty-products

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Anyone Want Some Booger Tea?

2009-07-05T02:24:00Z

Then the neti pot is for you.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsZeILCedRw

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I am now officially terrified...

2009-07-03T18:11:11Z

... of North Carolina. Or at least its sewage system.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcKpx2DxGwY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fdlisted%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

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A Wedding Present for Jeremy and His Bride (blame James)

2009-07-03T16:12:49Z

A wedding gift that everyone can enjoy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8rf-_92Voo

(The music! The sound effects! The teaching aid!!)

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Safety is no accident

2009-07-03T06:48:13Z

With the 4th of July approaching, I thought I drag out an old story.
*GRUESOME Fauxtography*
http://message.snopes.com/showthread.php?t=13906

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See! I'm NOT pathetic!

2009-07-03T02:56:02Z

Look at how many people follow my every Tweet!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8130456.stm

....ok, I am pathetic...

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"When daddy is feeling very loving towards mommy..."

2009-07-03T00:07:13Z

Crazy shit happens! Denmark is very, um... progressive in children's literature:

http://jezebel.com/5300095/70s-european-childrens-book-depicts-penetration-crowning/gallery/

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There, I fixed it!

2009-07-02T23:46:20Z

http://thereifixedit.com/

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Negative-G puke bath

2009-07-01T02:00:19Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hd24Y2eWQU

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Ruined Photos... A Gallery!

2009-06-30T23:45:43Z

Yay!

http://www.holytaco.com/ruined-photos-gallery

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Websites that make you puke

2009-06-25T15:55:29Z

Has Microsoft been spying on this tribe?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-9Mjm-Hohc

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Wilkin's Coffee

2009-06-25T00:10:09Z

taste the violence:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Ky7g1lgTwc&feature=related

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Driving On Salvia

2009-06-24T22:36:08Z

more like staying parked on salvia:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WruyjJwyf0M

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Just plain bad singing

2009-06-24T22:34:44Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_cGaj6tzN0

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Be Kind To Your Junk

2009-06-24T16:45:02Z

This chair is gonad-friendly:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMj4R5PeOvI

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F*** my life

2009-06-24T16:42:57Z

http://www.fmylife.com/

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